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Question.

Do they, when you guys, when you got, when you got your apartment, did they just hand you mailbox keys?

Like here's your keys for the mailbox?

Yeah, of course.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So where I live, for whatever reason, and maybe just nickel and dime people, they make you, they discard the old keys of the other tenant. And then they make you purchase a new set at the post office. They make you buy your mailbox key? $50 for three sets. And then that's, first of all, that's an insane price. Of course, of course. I didn't know this. I thought, all I thought was when I'm looking at the contract is like, oh, you have to pick them up at the post office. Oh, okay. So I was already expecting some shit to come and I'm going to pick up my keys. I'm like, oh, no, a separate company makes the keys and it takes roughly 10 business days. And I'm like, oh, so we can hold your mail here. And I'm like, cool. So I order something from Amazon. You know, fine. Usually it comes to the door.

For some reason, they put the fucking thing in the box. And so it's my studio foam and it's been sitting there since Friday. Studio phone. No, the sound, uh, proof shit. Oh, right. I just called studio phone. I heard, I heard phone. Oh, phone. I got a studio phone. I got a fucking lamb line.

You can imagine?

I want to get a landline low-key.

Why would you, why?

I thought about it. I heard phone. Oh, I got a studio phone. I got a fucking lamb line.

You imagine?

I want to get a landline low key.

Why would you?

Why?

I thought about it. It's an aesthetic. Yeah, it's an aesthetic. I thought about it. But then like a friend of mine did it like did a whole experiment recently where he had it for like a month. And he said like the spam calls. I was just going to say, that's the only thing that's going to call.

Yeah.

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