#348: The Little Engineer That Couldn't
The Snark Tank
Snark Tank
4.8 • 860 Ratings
🗓️ 11 August 2025
⏱️ 208 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Naga means love. I love everyone. Gang-gain-bitch, gay-a-man. |
| 0:05.0 | Naga chicken, naga... Welcome to the Snartek. |
| 0:21.6 | You're about to get your news glazed by the great Chris Raygun, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweeney. |
| 0:31.6 | Sit back and prepare for some action. |
| 0:36.6 | Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory. |
| 0:44.8 | Never consider that I'm a huge fan of Indian cuisine. |
| 0:52.2 | I mean, what do you mean? |
| 0:53.0 | I love Indian food. Okay. Yeah, who asked? Nah, he brought it upside. I brought up Indian cuisine because we have, uh, we have Indian on our plate today. That's a crazy thing to say. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. It's me, Chris. It's him, Sweeney. Look at him. Look at him over there. I won't cut away from him until you look at him. Look at him. Kason, look at them. Look at them. I can't. Make eye contact with them, please. Hurry a bluser. And that's Derek. |
| 1:27.5 | Welcome to StarTank podcast. Patreon.com slash the Snartank. You can get early ad free access, all that stuff. Exclusive episodes. And a way to write into the show. Get your name right at the end of the show. All sorts of fancy little goodies. Mm-hmm. Over there. Snartank. Shop for merch. I feel like I keep forgetting to do that at the beginning of episodes recently. |
| 1:44.6 | Probably. So I'm trying to remember to do it. So, like, if Stevie Wonder was a pirate, would he be called Stevie Plunder? That sucks. What are you eating? I think that's a pretty good one, actually. See, Plunder is pretty good. It's good for like the Muppets. How good would it be as a pirate though? Who? |
| 1:45.4 | Do you under? |
| 1:46.8 | Like, He plunders pretty good. It's good for like the Muppets. How good would it be as a pirate though? |
| 2:02.4 | Who? |
| 2:03.2 | Like is he just for morale? |
| 2:06.5 | Get the booty. |
| 2:06.8 | Get the booty. |
| 2:07.7 | Is he just there for morale to like hype him up with music? |
| 2:10.9 | Like it's just he's blind. |
| 2:12.1 | Can he do anything else? |
| 2:13.4 | Since he's blind, he can feel the wind. |
| 2:16.1 | And he knows where the wind is. can feel so stevie wonder he plays |
| 2:20.6 | the piano yeah yes yeah yeah ray charles also plays the piano yes sure it's kind of wild right |
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