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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3486 A Cymbal Plan

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew react to the breaking news that Jeopardy! has officially announced its new hosts. Plural. Plus, Luke had a magical night at the Hollywood Bowl. And Seattle locals set Andrew straight about Bartell Drugs. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

That's funky. I like that. Thank you, yes. Yeah, that's a fun card.

0:12.0

Where does the music come from? This is a small chip and speaker set that goes into the back of the card.

0:19.0

Was it a CD? No, it's more like a chip and speaker set that we...

0:26.0

It's very small and it's about the size of your thumbnail and we just put it right inside the back of the card.

0:31.0

Like headphones. No, this is a computer chip that's devoted really to one function only.

0:38.0

The playing of the song when we open the card and then I guess you could say it's second function is turning off at this point.

0:47.0

Like a walk one. No, it's not... not like a walk man at all.

0:53.0

T-B-T-L!

0:59.0

Was this for real? It's called the Dark Web. It's where I can find all the cool stuff.

1:03.0

We're the number one show in hospitals and on Sinking Riverboat casinos.

1:07.0

What was the name of the medicine?

1:09.0

I want to say it's called...

1:12.0

Crouch Cream.

1:15.0

But that's not right.

1:17.0

But I think it's called...

1:20.0

Kneezy, kneezy.

1:23.0

I have never heard someone say so many wrong things. One after the other consecutively in a row.

1:28.0

My door's always open. It's up when it's closed but you can open it when it's closed.

1:36.0

All right, hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of T-B-T-L.

1:42.0

The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

1:45.0

This is the beginning of a social engineering attack.

1:49.0

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

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