348: Jackson's Addicted To Being Sick

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to talk about bad immune systems. This is the Official Podcast. Every Monday at 7pm EST. Links Below. --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST Brought to you by the following sponsors: GET 25% OFF YOUR FITBOD SUBSCRIPTION: go to https://www.FITBOD.me/OFFICIAL GET GODSLAP AND PLAGUE SEEKER RIGHT NOW: go to https://www.BADEGG.co --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 00:37 Jackson is Sick (Again) 02:07 The Dark Reality of Night Nurse 12:45 Prohibition 14:48 Improving NASCAR 16:56 Mobsters vs. Gangsters 21:52 Fitbod 24:33 The Rudy Giuliani Transcripts 32:39 The Dungeons & Dragons Movie is Actually Good 37:20 The Rudy Giuliani Transcripts (continued) 38:38 The Island Boys’ OnlyFans 47:19 Face Tattoos in the Army 49:09 The Boys Are Too Old for the Army 51:42 How Famous is Taylor Swift? 01:05:19 The Lizzo Alligations 01:08:47 Kevin Spacey has Been Acquitted 01:11:17 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- The Official Podcast Links: SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Iv4af6j46ldkjja7vwnvljbyiw4?t=The_Official_Podcast Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5tZWdhcGhvbmUuZm0vVE9QNzc4NDYyNTk4MA%3D%3D Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-official-podcast/id1186089636 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive Thumbnail by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	music
0:29.0	Jackson, take us in. You're healthy and fit and ready.
0:33.0	Um, hey guys.
0:35.0	God damn it. Welcome to episode 348 of the official podcast.
0:41.0	Nothing's changed. Jackson's sick again. Jackson's so sick.
0:44.0	He's referring to himself as the third person. That's how sick he's getting.
0:47.0	It's all, it's all game delusional over here. He's got the creative.
0:51.0	Again.
0:53.0	Why do you do this to yourself? How?
0:55.0	I don't know. I went out for fucking one concert and contracted every
0:59.0	no disease to mankind in that time period. It's like my immune system.
1:03.0	It's like the opposite of immune system at the moment. It's like a magnet for diseases.
1:07.0	Apparently just attracts anything in the room.
1:10.0	Does curing it sick as well or no?
1:13.0	I gave this one to her. I got a good.
1:18.0	I'm so annoying living with you. You get sick from everything.
1:22.0	Well, it's seriously only been this last year and a half ever since COVID.
1:27.0	I play with COVID for it. I'm doing it. It's ruined my immune system.
1:32.0	You should sue the government or something for it.
1:35.0	Since COVID, I've had, I've been sick like four times in the spread of a year.
1:39.0	I don't know if that's, that's, that's too much. That is too much.
1:43.0	Is it? I remember you being sick at least three times.
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