347: Theres' A Spy Among Us

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Four close man friends gather around to talk about spys.

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

00:42 Actors That Need to Go

08:46 Actors We Want to See More Of

10:32 Shia LaBeouf

12:22 Escaping INTO North Korea

18:54 Undercover Agents

28:41 Mint Mobile *Ads*

30:17 Undercover Agents (continued)

34:07 Could We be Spies?

35:36 Woman Hires a Hitman for a 3-Year-Old

40:07 Alibaba Founder’s Short Film

46:05 Mark Cuban’s Big Pharma Competitor

1:03:16 Night Nurse is a Gateway Drug

1:06:52 Charlie Needs to Poop (Wrap)

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Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc

Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv

Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal

Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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0:00.0	Music
0:29.0	Hello, and it's my turn for the intro. Jackson was gonna do it, but I said no.
0:35.0	Welcome to the podcast where Jackson is going to introduce us to his great first topic. Go ahead, Jackson.
0:40.8	Hi,
0:42.8	Has there ever been an actor that you wish would disappear? Like I was like, he he he disappeared. No one's heard of him for a while now
0:52.4	As we were just talking about before the show started. Is there an actor currently performing that you won't go on?
0:59.0	Who is that fat white woman who's kind of like Aby Schumer?
1:04.4	Aby Schumer. No, the other way. James Golden.
1:10.0	Humana Humana. I'm sound of strong. Take that James. I feel like I know who you're talking about.
1:16.5	Yeah, James Gordon. Who would have been my selection, but he did disappear. So I'm just happy beyond what happened with
1:23.0	He's disappeared from a car three. Maybe let me let me look up a photo. No, you're thinking of probably of Rebel Wilson, honestly.
1:30.0	Chats saying Rebel Wilson. It might be Rebel Wilson. Hang on. I'm pulling them both up.
1:36.7	It is it is, you can't tell them the same. Yeah, I hate them both. I think I'm thinking of Melissa McCarthy. Yeah.
1:45.4	Why would you hate them both? I guarantee you haven't seen any of their movies though. They're not in like movies you'd ever watch.
1:51.4	Because when I see them in a trailer, I know it's a movie I'll never watch.
1:59.9	That's an interesting vendetta. Okay, hang on a minute.
2:02.8	So let's say you're going to the ice cream store, right? You're going to get some ice cream.
2:08.2	Okay, let's all get ice cream. And there's a sign outside that says now featuring shit.
2:13.2	Would you eat at that ice cream store? Have you ever seen a movie with them?
2:16.9	No, yeah. I can't imagine a single movie you at least tried the shit ice cream, at least try it.
2:24.1	And then you can be like every time you see the shit ice cream, you don't have to try shit.
2:28.2	Yeah. Yeah, I just wanted Andrew to try shit. Speaking of, I watched the I watched the Ghostbusters
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