0:00.0	The following program is rated TV M-A-N-O-C.
0:05.2	It contains a big pair of nuts directly on your chin.
0:08.2	It is intended only for mature audiences.
0:10.5	Viewer discretion advised.
0:16.2	Hello? Yes.
0:17.5	Go to the fucking gym.
0:18.8	If I've told you once, I told you a thousand fucking times. Go to the fucking gym, or I told you once, I told you a thousand fucking times.
0:21.7	Go to the fucking gym, or I'm coming over.
0:23.6	Go.
0:24.1	Ah!
0:25.2	Welcome to the...
0:27.6	Swole, Normath.
0:34.7	The sun is shining.
0:36.1	The birds are chirping.
0:37.9	The bacon is sizzling.
0:40.2	Welcome to the Daily Swole.
0:46.3	What's going on, Beesha's Booshes?
0:48.4	Bustas Hustlers, Neil Ho's.
0:49.6	It's your boy, Papa Swolio, back.
0:51.5	With another episode in today's episode,
0:53.4	The Beastcast is brought to you,
0:54.9	is powered, is sponsored by Everston K2 flexing on all you for me.
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