0:00.0	The following program is rated TV M-A-N-O-C.
0:05.0	It contains a big pair of nuts directly on your chin.
0:08.0	It is intended only for mature audiences.
0:10.0	Viewer discretion advised.
0:13.0	Go to the fucking gym.
0:15.0	He's skating on us!
0:17.0	I'm scared!
0:19.0	Go to the fucking gym, or I'm coming over. Go.
0:21.7	Come on, Matt, move this thing.
0:23.3	I can't. It's a Gio.
0:25.3	Welcome.
0:29.5	Whoa, Norma.
0:35.7	The sun is shining shining The birds are chirping
0:38.3	The bacon is sizzling
0:40.5	Welcome to the daily swole
0:43.3	What's going on
0:48.1	Bees-Bushes, bust us hustles and y'ahos
0:50.7	It's your boy Papa Swolio
0:52.2	Back with another episode in today's episode the beast cast
0:55.1	is brought to you is powered is sponsored by everston k2 flexing on all you
1:00.7	beches the fucking cataly a line mackerel just came out of a braid feeling good getting ready for ready for a nice, delicious meal post episode. So let's get this show on the road because I got steak waiting for me and I cannot wait. It's going to be delicious. It's going to be delicious. Hope everyone's doing well out there. I know it's getting dark early. But I like a little swell after dark now and again. This is a little bit later than I wanted to do the show today. But welcome, come one, come all.
1:30.9	We got a great Monday episode for you. We have brand new releases. Let's give it up for that.
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