347 - They Come & Go

The Tim Dillon Show

News Commentary, News, Comedy

4.7 • 13.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Tim wades into whether Meghan Markle cooked up a paparazzi chase, shares why dogs should be barred from restaurants and where Bud Light’s advertising may be heading.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show.
0:02.2	We are here again for your viewing pleasure.
0:05.4	Very sad.
0:06.4	The horses restaurant in Los Angeles, which I've never been to is closing.
0:13.0	And it is a tragedy.
0:16.9	Chef of Hollywood hotspot horses accuses husband and co-owner of physical assault and animal
0:22.4	abuse.
0:23.4	A friend of mine texted me the inside scoop on why this is happening.
0:27.8	And this is the text that I got.
0:30.3	You guys, I have the scoop on why horses is closing and it's insane.
0:36.0	A parent will come out in the press soon.
0:38.4	A parent Liz and Will are 50-50 partners and they had a bunch of cats.
0:43.8	And the cats kept dying and they didn't know why.
0:47.2	One day Liz came home to Will masturbating while choking the cat.
0:52.0	He had been killing all the cats as his way of getting off.
0:55.7	And that, my friends, is why horses is closing.
0:59.1	You heard it here first.
1:01.0	Apparently he did it to eight cats.
1:03.9	So are I people the horses restaurant in Los Angeles?
1:07.4	They come and they go.
1:10.2	It's unfortunate.
1:11.2	We're not going to spend too much time on that.
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