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The Tim Dillon Show

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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News Commentary, News, Comedy

4.713.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Tim explains why everyone deserves what’s left of the American dream, analyzes a fast food lawsuit and hopes to befriend Twitter’s new CEO.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show.

0:02.3

We are here again.

0:04.6

Britney Spears has got to go back in.

0:07.7

I've been watching Britney Spears videos

0:09.3

for the last couple of days.

0:10.3

I've had off and I've been on the beach

0:12.5

and I've been looking at Britney Spears

0:15.5

and I've been deciding that parents know their children

0:18.6

and any parent that locks your child up

0:22.1

is not doing it by accident.

0:24.0

Any parent that tells the world my child

0:27.4

cannot be with you is not doing it.

0:31.0

I think out of any type of a situation

0:35.2

where there's a choice, I truly believe

0:37.9

that we've now seen the benefits of a conservatorship.

0:41.6

We should now be trying to,

0:43.2

we should put more people in conservatorships.

0:47.1

I don't think this, this is a win

0:49.8

for the conservatorship model of life

0:53.2

where your rights are stripped from you

0:55.5

and you are kept in your domicile, not abused,

0:59.2

not hurt, but kept in your domicile

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