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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3469 Age Is Just A Cucumber

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2021

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew find out how old they really are based on the foods they love and hate. Welcome to the 2021 TBTL Summer Games!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Shall we play a game?

0:15.0

Oh my goodness gracious

0:17.2

The soulful sounds of Otis Redding around this time of year can only mean one thing my friends and that is

0:22.6

That we are once again embarking on the TBTL summer games

0:27.5

My name is Luke Burbank. I'll be one of the competitors in this fierce competition that I think will probably rank up

0:36.2

Near the top of the list along with the Olympics of summer competitions and right over there is my friend

0:41.9

Andrew Walsh who I think

0:44.7

Did you how many gold medals did you win during the last summer games? I think it was like nine right you beat Michael Phelps' record

0:49.8

No, I came I came very close. I didn't I only got to eight

0:53.8

So yeah, it was a shame in fact, I don't even quite get that because I don't watch the Olympics now

1:00.4

I don't hate the Olympics. I live with someone. I won't name her but I live with someone who actively hates the Olympics

1:06.7

so

1:08.0

Yes, it's professor bananas the cat

1:11.2

If I lived with somebody who enjoyed the Olympics, I'll bet you it's a tradition. I could get into and

1:17.0

But you know since I'm not you know me

1:19.6

I'm not super clamoring to keep up with what everybody's talking about anyway, which again makes me perfect for this job

1:25.6

You know, I'm happy to let the Olympics pass, but I just told Genevieve a couple of days ago

1:31.1

I said I am gonna make a concerted effort to follow the Olympics this year now the question is what now

1:37.1

We're recording these a little bit early. Of course. Do you think the Olympics have started?

1:41.5

I'm already off to a good start. They're over

1:43.9

By the time this air really

1:45.9

It's actually the winter Olympics. Oh

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