For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammatars.

Such an instrument is the turbo and calculator. Now, basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the motial interaction of magnetorelectance and capacitive directance.

The original machine, had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with a parametric fam.

The latter consisted simply of six hydro-coptic marsal veins, so fitted to the ambification lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The turbo and calculator has now reached a high level of development and it's being successfully used in the operation of no-for-tunions. Moreover, whenever a fluorescent score motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce soinous soil repleneration.

It's not cheap, but I'm sure the government will buy it.

You know, personally, I do not believe in God because I do not know what that word means. I do know that it spells cat backwards, though.

Well, thank God we built you! What a blessing for the community!

Fairbanks, that's so bad. No, no, Burbank's the best. Congratulations, son. I'm about to make you famous.

All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Here we go again. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. Dingo!

Coming to you from the Nest Broadcast Center, high in the sky above Portland, Oregon, where...

I'm looking at three bros growing it up on the roof of an apartment building.

These are not the construction guys. This is a completed apartment building, the one that's very close to me.

But I don't want to speculate because I don't really know construction, but there's basically some sort of issue.

It would appear with some kind of flashing. Anyway, a guy is measuring something on the edge of this roof.

I don't know, 200 feet in the air. No harness, no safety. He has to lean over the edge of the roof to run his tape measure.

It is terrifying me here on a Thursday morning. I'm going to try to not focus on that. I'm going to try to focus on this episode 3,467 in a collector series.

That's a fun begin. We have some voice mails and some emails that we want to get to.

If you want to talk, I've got two ears and they're tuned to the listening station.

Before we head into our little TBTL summer games, summer breaks, we're going to get through all of those today.

We're also going to wish some happy blurs days to people.

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