#346 The Terrifying Lost Christmas Ritual
This Paranormal Life
This Paranormal Life
4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 19 December 2023
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Christmas may be a time of festivity, peace, and goodwill among men but that does not mean the paranormal does not abound…
In fact, Christmas is home to some of the most ancient and insane paranormal tales. For thousands of years, in the dead of winter, humans have gathered in the night around the fire of the yule log to keep themselves warm, but also to tell stories about ghosts. That’s why this Christmas we’re reviving this tradition by bringing you some of winter’s most terrifying tales - so sit back, relax, and enjoy these festive fables!
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| 0:00.0 | Santa's sled is obviously a UFO, so what planet is St Nick from? |
| 0:03.6 | Is it actually a poltergeist eating the mince pie and drinking the milk? |
| 0:07.6 | Answers to these questions and more this Christmas on this paranormal life! |
| 0:15.0 | Ho ho! |
| 0:19.0 | Come in and know me better man! |
| 0:23.8 | Welcome! Know me better man. Welcome what? I think that's what the nice spirit says when visiting |
| 0:29.3 | Scrooge for sure definitely seen that one. |
| 0:33.0 | Hello and welcome to a very festive edition of this paranormal life. |
| 0:40.0 | If you're listening to this on your podcast app of choice hopefully you're hearing some |
| 0:43.3 | jingle bells thrown in there somewhere if you're watching this on |
| 0:45.5 | YouTube.com hopefully you're seeing our insane surroundings of Santa Hat's |
| 0:49.6 | woolly jumpers and tinsel thanks to Rory you've done a great job with the place. Thank you so much. We're both wearing festive jumpers as you said |
| 0:57.3 | really not breaking the stereotypes of guys Christmas jumpers. |
| 1:02.6 | Mine is just a black sweater |
| 1:05.5 | that has a bunch of Guinness pints on it. |
| 1:07.8 | Yep. |
| 1:08.8 | And yours is a green jumper that says Rain Beer. |
| 1:11.2 | And has what looks like a kind of Corona with antlers. |
| 1:15.0 | Which is... |
| 1:17.0 | Yeah, is that the best thing you could do for a Christmas pun? |
| 1:20.0 | I mean, yeah, it's either that or Beermis yeah it's not that good is it yeah okay I'm |
| 1:26.2 | I'm gonna workshop it mentally but yes as much as it pains me to put on this |
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