#345 Santa's EVIL Helper - Hans Trapp, The Christmas Scarecrow

This Paranormal Life

Improv, True Crime, Comedy

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

When we think of Christmas, usually a few things come to mind - chestnuts roasting on an open fire, giving gifts to loved ones, and of course, Santa Claus. However, what if I told you there was a Christmas legend that's been forgotten over time? The legend of Hans Trapp, the devil-worshipping cannibal that appeared every year to devour naughty children... Time for Rory and Kit, two VERY naughty children to investigate. TPL MERCH STORE - https://www.thisparanormallife.com/store Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube Join our Secret Society Facebook Community Support us on Patreon.com/ThisParanormalLife to get access to weekly bonus episodes! Buy Official TPL Merch! - thisparanormallife.com/store Intro music by www.purple-planet.com Edited by Philip Shacklady Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	If Christmas is the time for giving, what's the time for receiving?
0:04.0	If you have to kiss underneath Mistletoe, what plant do you have to
0:08.0	fuck under?
0:09.0	Jesus Christ.
0:10.0	All of these questions you can find the answer to on this
0:13.4	paranormal life! Good Lord man!
0:17.8	Welcome everyone to this paranormal life, the comedy
0:21.6	paranormal podcast where myself and Kit Greer-Molvena
0:25.0	Investigate a brand new paranormal tale,
0:27.0	case, claim, or beast, and come to a conclusion at the end
0:31.0	as to whether or not it truly is paranormal.
0:34.0	You know the list that we do in the beginning,
0:37.0	paranormal tale, claim, what do you say?
0:40.0	Ghost, Beast.
0:41.0	Didn't say that.
0:42.0	Beast didn't use to be on there.
0:43.3	If you listen back to the early podcast,
0:45.6	Beast didn't used to be on there.
0:47.0	Really?
0:48.0	Until enough beasts kind of came along
0:50.5	in our paranormal investigations, we were like,
0:52.0	we got to fucking rewrite the list.
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