346: Pete's A John

Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 26 September 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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What class would you invent? How do I know if someone recognizes Pizza John or not? How do I let one of my students know I recognize Snizza John? What do I do when a student tells me I look like I eat trail mix? Is time just an increase in entropy? How do you handle pizza emergencies? What beverage do we leave out on Pizzamas Eve? Hank and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.4	The worst I'd prefer to think of it dear, John and Hank.
0:09.2	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you the advice and bring
0:12.3	you all the week's news from both Mars and F. C. Wimbledon.
0:15.8	John, did you hear the latest Kanye Pete Davidson drama?
0:20.0	No, I mean, but you want to talk about being behind the times, Hank.
0:25.0	But no, I have not heard the latest Kanye and Pete Davidson drama.
0:29.2	Please do inform me.
0:31.2	So it turns out that Pete Davidson's real name, just like my real name isn't technically
0:37.2	Hank.
0:38.2	His real name is John.
0:40.0	And Kanye says that that makes their contract that they have together for a business relationship
0:45.4	that I just made up in valid.
0:48.0	And quote, Kanye West, pizza, John.
0:54.8	What?
0:55.8	Pete's a John.
0:57.8	Wow.
0:58.8	I mean, that, okay.
0:59.8	It's Pete's a must, John.
1:01.5	I know, but that was tortured.
1:04.3	It's Pete's a must.
1:05.3	That was that, you know, you know how some books, you read them and you're like this, you
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