#346: "Ari Shaffir Makes a Baby Cry" with Ari Shaffir and Jeff Danis

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2019

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Ari Shaffir makes his return to the studio this week after a stern talking to from ATC management, and promptly makes a baby cry.
Jeff Danis is also in studio this week, along with Jayson Thibault, Fight Nanny, and Johnny Woodard on stats.
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0:00.0	Ah, she's brilliant. Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival,
0:06.0	three for a city break. It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.
0:11.1	Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.
0:13.1	All right.
0:13.9	Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.
0:16.8	And don't get us started on Mel.
0:19.4	But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.
0:22.6	All aboard Miss I finally got plans out the group chat. Keep everyone's plans alive when you travel
0:27.4	with us. P. and Dau Ferris, there is another way.
0:30.0	For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world.
0:35.2	This is the mani bitch!
0:38.4	Dildo corn is alive and kicking.
0:41.8	Come on over here, I'll head butt your ass a couple times if you know what I'm saying.
0:45.0	This brother breaking all the 40 yard raw.
0:48.0	This brother, come on zip it.
0:51.0	I hope I didn't piss off Jesus.
0:52.0	You call that a penalty?
0:54.4	Who's number one?
0:55.4	Who's number one?
0:56.1	It's the LA clippers.
0:57.2	Oh, shut up!
0:59.2	You're staying it for all people.
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