#345: "Derek Cheater" with Ari Shaffir and Brian Redban

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2019

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Host Jayson Thibault pays off his Bag of Bets debt by wearing a shock collar controlled by Sam Tripoli on this edition of Punch Drunk Sports, featuring Ari Shaffir and Brian Redban.
Also this week Ari discusses the importance of his Pelicans winning the Zion lottery, Sam gets a little angry, and Ari traumatizes everyone on YouTube with his genitals. As usual, Johnny Woodard is on stats.
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0:00.0	Ah, she's brilliant. Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival,
0:06.0	three for a city break. It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.
0:11.1	Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.
0:13.1	All right.
0:13.9	Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.
0:16.8	And don't get us started on Mel.
0:19.4	But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.
0:22.6	All aboard Miss I finally got plans out the group chat. Keep everyone's plans alive when you travel
0:27.4	with us. P. and Dau Ferris, there is another way.
0:30.0	For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world.
0:35.2	This is the mani bitch!
0:38.4	Dildo corn is alive and kicking.
0:41.8	Come on over here, I'll head butt your ass a couple times if you know what I'm saying.
0:45.0	This brother breaking all the 40 yard raw.
0:48.0	This brother, come on zip it.
0:51.0	I hope I didn't piss off Jesus.
0:52.0	You call that a penalty?
0:54.4	Who's number one?
0:55.4	Who's number one?
0:56.1	It's the LA clippers.
0:57.2	Oh, shut up!
0:59.2	You're staying it for all people.
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