Obviously your kid needs a male role models because I'll be honest with you. He's soft. We can see four because he's your son

No, you spent all your time reading books and looking at numbers and letters like they mean something

They do. Do you know how to read? I get by. All right. What do you know? You know like red means stop great green means go good

Yellow's the other one

Well, you have found my flabbergast button and guess what? You've pressed it. Do you eat chocolate? Yes. Do you drink soda? Yes. Do you eat fatty foods? Yes

And a lot of people ask me are you eating cookies late at night? I say of course I am. What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine

An eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. That must be weird for you

Kimmel's now the new king of late night and you're still doing a pod card. They say you snooze you lose

Well, we snossed

Look what we lost

All right, hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL

The show that just might be too beautiful to live. We're getting medium play on three independent radio stations in central Europe

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. You got to eat that microphone coming to you from the Nest Broadcast Center high in the sky

Above Portland, Oregon where to a quick

Temperature check

It's going on and on yesterday about how much better it was here. Of course the heat dome seems to be evaporating maybe

And then I went outside after the show it was still 95 degrees. It was

Hot today, though as of right now. It is a mere 68 degrees looking at a high of

84

A beautiful day here in the rose city and a beautiful show in store for you episode 3,400 and 56

In a collector series. I believe I had the number off yesterday. That's what I get for

skipping out on the show on Monday through off my entire

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