345-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2016

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Morning news is the best. It opens the doors to grown up jokes about "Salad Tossing" (with real salads!) PLUS DJ Dad Mouth gets to muck around and have some fun! If you're gonna talk that ISH before you arm-wrestle, make sure you, you know, WIN. Unbelievably, the girl who was defending Hitler on YouTube was kicked off for HATE speech. Weird that YouTube doesn't know that Hitler watches YouTube all day. This episode is completely non-binary so please use proper pronouns. It's not a preference, it's a REQUIREMENT.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Pundit, pundit, pundit.
0:02.0	So, what is that?
0:05.0	How you not know that song yet?
0:07.0	Because I have...
0:08.0	I don't have the musical taste of the seventh grader.
0:11.0	Okay.
0:12.0	Do you listen to Gwen Stefani too?
0:15.0	I got broads in a bun.
0:17.0	Oh my god.
0:18.0	Do you hear that?
0:19.0	Yeah, that sounds terrible.
0:20.0	What is that?
0:21.0	I don't know, but it happened when I did that Steve Bro last week.
0:23.0	Oh, then it's probably this.
0:25.0	Oh.
0:26.0	Table?
0:27.0	Oh, there you go.
0:28.0	It's fine right now, man.
0:29.0	I am.
0:30.0	I hate fucking cable issues.
0:34.0	You feel bad for me?
0:37.0	Yeah.
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