#3448 Hooked On Hooked On Phonics Jokes
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 June 2021
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Luke has some intense experiences trying to eat sushi in Portland. Plus, a guy has to spend 24 hours in a Waffle House after losing a bet, but it seems like he's being a little extra about it. And turns out, Peter Falk had to help quell a Columbo-related uprising in Romania.
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| 0:00.0 | What are you guys doing here emergency band meeting? I'm working. This is my work. You know working. You're just holding a sign |
| 0:05.3 | Yeah, well, I've got the job because we didn't have any gigs |
| 0:08.1 | Well, how can I give you a gig if you've got this job? If that's why I got the job because there were no gigs |
| 0:12.8 | Well, I can't get you a gig if you're gonna always go and do a job. Yeah, but that's I needed the job because there were no gigs |
| 0:18.0 | Well, I've got you a gig. So what's with the job? Yeah, but that's that's the thing |
| 0:22.0 | I got the job because there no gigs man. It's a chicken egg situation |
| 0:26.8 | What do you mean? What do you mean chicken? Well, you know, what came first the chicken or the egg? |
| 0:32.4 | That's a ralaphan. It's stupid. The chicken obviously. Well, where did the chicken come from? What came from that? |
| 0:40.4 | You see the egg |
| 0:42.8 | You're the egg. You're a bad egg |
| 0:52.7 | Guess what day it is |
| 0:54.7 | Guess what day it is |
| 1:01.2 | Everybody's looking forward to the weekends garbage |
| 1:05.6 | I've been thinking about our weakest garbage. I mean, I just can't stop thinking about it. Allow me to introduce myself |
| 1:12.3 | Maybe you've heard of me. California magazine just did a piece on me |
| 1:16.2 | The exception of being misquoted several times. I |
| 1:20.7 | I thought it was a pretty good article |
| 1:22.7 | Trying to be disrespectful or anything, but I kind of feel like you're winging this and it's going bad |
| 1:31.6 | All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBTL |
| 1:36.6 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live there you have it a practical example of modern communication |
| 1:43.2 | My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host |
| 1:45.6 | Coming to you from the nest broadcast center high in the sky above Portland, Oregon. I'm a professional. Look it up in the book |
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