I know we've only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me, it seems like nine weeks and five days.

The first day seemed like a week, and the second day seemed like five days, and the third day seemed like a week again.

In the fourth day seemed like eight days, but the fifth day, you went to see your mother, and that seemed just like a day.

But then you came back, and later, on the sixth day and the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days.

So in the evening, it seemed like two days, spilling over into the next day, and that started seeming like four days.

So at the end of the sixth day, on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days.

And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half.

I haven't written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

Guess what day it is! Guess what day it is!

It's Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday! Everybody's looking forward to the weekend!

There are many ways to keep one's lips conditioned. I don't kiss, for example, 24 hours before performance, because kissing makes you lips mushy, and we cannot have mushy lips and be a champion.

Actually, you know what? I can email you. Or you know, you can email me at splet2withspletnet.net.

Splet once my father will be said to see him go, be able to be nice to get my hands on that handle.

All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBTL.

The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

I'm Vision accompanied with an aptitude, a deadly combination.

My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host. Are you sure?

That's what they said on Ask Chiefs.

Coming to you from the Nest Broadcast Center, perched high in the sky above Portland, Oregon, where we have another beautiful day scheduled in the weather department.

Yesterday was great, too. It was, as I mentioned, things had cooled down a bit. I think it was in the mid-80s.

Which felt, when I was outside, you know, like a nice temperature.

A nice temperature to try some physical activity, maybe a physical activity I haven't tried since before the pandemic.

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