#3425 American Splenda

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2021

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew check their anxiety levels as they prepare for next week's big road trip. Plus, Luke has another epic adventure involving a cup of coffee and a less-than-ideal sugar substitute.

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0:00.0	Howdy, jock! It's me, Jess Jotlin!
0:03.2	And I want to audition for my shine heart universal biopic,
0:07.8	so bad that I came here dressed as me.
0:11.2	Actually, I am me, so...
0:14.8	Well, I dress normal by my friend, General Roni.
0:19.3	She should be my understudy.
0:22.9	I mean, she should audition for me.
0:25.5	But I'm me now, actually.
0:28.3	I'm going to train Rekaside. I love this idea.
0:31.3	It's great synergy.
0:32.8	I'll call the studio.
0:33.8	Yes! I am so glad that I've time traveled here from 1969.
0:39.5	Whoa, what is that? I am bird.
0:42.2	They had airplanes in the 60s, John.
0:43.7	All right.
0:44.4	T-B-T-L!
0:50.0	Today, we are going to go over a great self-defense strategy.
0:53.4	Pooping yourself.
0:54.4	Poop-ditty-woop-scoop-woop-woop-woop.
0:58.0	So you mean to tell me that all of those sounds
1:00.2	were coming from your body?
1:02.0	Yep.
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