#3423 And You Don't Believe In A Therapist?

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2021

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew try to wrap their minds around the new guidelines around wearing (or not wearing) facemasks in public. They also try to wrap their minds around a lot of other things.

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0:00.0	Could you print this for me?
0:00.9	Yeah, on it.
0:01.6	I am in a rush.
0:02.8	I'm out of bluing.
0:04.0	Oh, I need it in black and white.
0:05.4	I can't print in black and white without bluing.
0:07.4	Why?
0:07.9	You can order an ink cartridge through me if you like.
0:10.0	Hello, I'd like to buy a bluing cartridge for my printer, please.
0:12.4	You can't actually get blue cartridges.
0:14.1	Oh.
0:14.5	You need traditional colours like cyan, magenta, egg yolk and flalb.
0:19.2	Which one of those is the most blue?
0:20.5	Cyan is blue.
0:21.6	So that one, then.
0:22.6	Thanks to the ink.
0:23.5	You're welcome. Now, can you print out this form?
0:26.0	What does that sound mean?
0:26.9	I don't recognise this computer.
0:28.4	This is the only computer you've ever been connected to.
0:30.8	Mother?
0:31.3	I'm reinstalling you.
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