342: The "Where's My Fiddle?" Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, a Tennessee principle will injure himself running at the wall between platforms 9 and 10, god traps the Pope inside an elevator for 25 minutes so he can think about what he did, and Don Ford will be here to voice more fantasy than adventure.

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Guest Links:
Check out the Brisbane Skeptics here: http://www.brisbaneskeptics.org/
Find the Left at the Valley podcast here: https://www.leftatthevalley.com/

Headlines:

Idiots in Georgia hold vigil for cashier told not to pray with customers: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/08/30/vigil-held-for-christian-supermarket-cashier-told-to-stop-praying-with-customers/

Harry Potter Books Banned from Catholic School Since They Have “Actual Curses”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/09/02/harry-potter-books-banned-from-catholic-school-since-they-have-actual-curses/

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This Week in Misogyny:

Bangladeshi Women No Longer Have to Declare Virginity Status on Marriage Forms: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/08/29/bangladeshi-women-no-longer-have-to-declare-virginity-status-on-marriage-forms/

Iranian woman sentenced to 24 years behind bars for removing hijab: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/08/31/iranian-woman-sentenced-to-24-years-behind-bars-for-removing-compulsory-hijab/

Pastor: Abortion gives demons ‘blood right’ to school shootings: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/09/03/christian-pastor-abortion-gives-demons-a-blood-right-to-school-shootings/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, the language in this podcast is so filthy your headphones probably have a little
0:04.2	dust cloud around them like pig pen.
0:06.8	This week's episode of the Skaving Atheist is brought to you by Honey and by Eli's House
0:12.6	of Hurricane Nooks.
0:14.0	Just shoot me an email, Mr. President and I'll quote you a price.
0:17.2	Eli's House of Hurricane Nooks is if the terrorists and back to the future could be fooled
0:21.2	by pinball machine parts, I could probably do this with marbles and packing peanuts.
0:26.6	And now the Skaving Atheist.
0:29.2	Hi there, Phil here from Brisbane Skeptics in Australia and I'm here to tell you we
0:33.1	did in fact evolve from filthy muddy fish.
0:36.2	Yes, Tiktok is my favourite fossil.
0:38.8	Neil Schubert, I know you're listening.
0:41.2	I'd love to buy your beer at Brisbane Skeptics in the pub.
0:44.0	Check out BrisbaneSkeptics.org.
0:47.0	BrisbaneSkeptics.org.
0:48.4	O-R-G.
0:58.6	It's Thursday.
1:11.6	It's September 5th and it's national be late for something day.
1:16.0	I'm no illusions.
1:17.7	More like, damn it.
1:19.5	Okay, you just tell me you like Bosnick Fine.
1:22.4	I'm Ethan Wright and from William Carlos Williams New Jersey.
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