341: Bear it All Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, New zealand will shoot yet another arrow through our heart, the MyPillow guy finally gets recognized for his contribution to the intellectual progress of humanity, and we’ll dip into a little more ursine wisdom.

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Guest Links:

Check out the Left at the Valley podcast here: https://www.leftatthevalley.com/

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Headlines:

The Babylon Bee's satire is confusing Christians who think the stories are real: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/08/21/the-babylon-bees-satire-is-confusing-christians-who-think-the-stories-are-real/

A Man Threatened to Kill His Friend With a Crossbow Over Their Flat Earth Wager: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/08/21/a-man-threatened-to-kill-his-friend-with-a-crossbow-over-their-flat-earth-wager/

Democrats notice atheists exist: https://secular.org/2019/08/democratic-party-embraces-nonreligious-voters-at-annual-summer-meeting/

Liberty University students just got $600,000 worth of MyPillow products: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/08/22/liberty-university-students-just-got-600000-worth-of-mypillow-products/

Bethel (CT) Officials Finally Agree to Fair Lottery for All Holiday Displays: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/08/21/bethel-ct-officials-finally-agree-to-fair-lottery-for-all-holiday-displays/

Priest Who Allegedly Stole $100K in Donations Sent Some to Men He Met on Grindr: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/08/22/priest-who-allegedly-stole-100k-in-donations-sent-some-to-men-he-met-on-grindr/

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This Week in Misogyny:

GA school expels a girl for ‘sexually impropriety’ after she gets sexually assaulted: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/08/28/a-ga-school-expelled-a-girl-for-sexual-impropriety-after-she-was-assaulted/

A TN Church’s Sermon Series on “The Christian Woman” Has Only Male Speakers: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/08/25/a-tn-churchs-sermon-series-on-the-christian-woman-has-only-male-speakers/

Pastor Running for Colorado State House Says It’s Wrong for Women to Wear Pants: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/08/15/pastor-running-for-colorado-state-house-says-its-wrong-for-women-to-wear-pants/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains adult language. I don't know how old the language is, but it is definitely old enough to cuss.
0:07.0	This week's episode of The Skaving Atheist is brought to you by the new nighttime sedative made especially for Christian politicians. The My Sleeping Pillow.
0:16.0	How do you sleep at night? The My Sleeping Pillow. And now The Skaving Atheist.
0:23.0	Hi, this is elected valet crew. My name is Kevin. My name is Anati.
0:27.0	I'm Christina and I'm Kirsten. And we definitely evolve from Philcy Harry men.
0:34.0	You know, it's my guy there. Philcy Harry monkeys. Philcy monkey men.
0:40.0	Philcy monkeys. It's Philcy what monkey men. Oh God. And we definitely evolve from Philcy monkey men.
0:50.0	Yeah, look at Kevin's hairy chest. He's practically half ape already. Hey, I'm right here.
0:57.0	Yeah.
1:15.0	It's Thursday. It's August 29th. And it's International Day Against Nuclear Tests.
1:24.0	But, uh, are we gonna stop all these hurricanes? Yeah, I got one coming right now. I'm Noah Luciens.
1:30.0	I'm Eli Bosnick. He's Henry. And from Sorceress, Kristino Donald's New Jersey. Damn right.
1:36.0	Cincinnati Swing State. And Good Husband Georgia. This Skaving Atheist.
1:41.0	This week's episode New Zealand will shoot yet another arrow through our heart.
1:46.0	The My Pillow guy finally gets recognized for his contribution to the intellectual progress of humanity.
1:51.0	And Heath will not even make it this far into the show without being so embarrassed that he's in New Jersey that he lies to you about it.
1:58.0	But first and swift desire to try and find a way to try to make a lot.
2:11.0	Imagine you bought a used car. And for the purposes of this example,
2:15.0	let's say that you don't know a hell of a lot about cars going in, but your research did a bit online.
2:19.0	You're pretty sure you got a good deal on this making model.
2:22.0	So you buy your used car. You drive it around for a week and you hear this weird knocking in the engine.
2:28.0	So you take it to the nearest mechanic. And the mechanic tells you you got ripped off.
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