341 - An American Royal with Bert Kreischer
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
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🗓️ 9 April 2023
⏱️ 113 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. A very excited to be here with the guy who put me on my first podcast in LA. Nobody put me on. Nobody cared. Nobody would look at me. |
| 0:13.0 | And this guy said come to my house and we'll do a podcast and it thank you so much. It's worked out. |
| 0:18.5 | It has worked out. Yes. I'm a good scout. Yeah. There's a couple of people where I like where I silently take credit when they want to see them blow up since it. What it is is like. |
| 0:28.0 | It's got to be like when you are at an actual talent scout and you see someone that just makes you giggle by yourself. Yeah. |
| 0:35.0 | And then you watch them blow the fuck up and then you're like, I knew I'm good. I knew I can pick talent. Yeah. Well, I appreciate that. Let me ask you a question. |
| 0:43.0 | What do you think? Do you think we all do this? Like does podcast and go on forever? Does this eventually stop? Does this? Does this become like when we like younger comics now are not starting them. |
| 0:56.0 | Yeah. And just doing clips. Oh, that's the fucking thing. Going out with short forms. Yeah. If you can get heckled these days, you're the luckiest comic out there. God damn it, man. I'm so jealous. If I had had clips back in the days, I was chaos on stage. |
| 1:09.0 | Right. I was chaos. Take my shirt off. Drink six beers on stage. Yeah. Welcome it. Welcome chaos. Right. Man, if we had cameras back then. |
| 1:17.0 | So does this what happens to this medium? Eventually, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, the idea of having a podcast, a conglomerate like a like umbrella. |
| 1:27.0 | Yeah. Where you start podcasting. That's dead. Right. That's that the idea of having like a company. I think it's dead. I agree. I've had a lot of people coming |
| 1:35.0 | out of the house to be part of my network. And I'm like, I don't have a network. I do me. Right. I do me. That's all I can talk about. I don't want to lose any |
| 1:42.0 | my attention about me. Social media companies. I think they're going away. I think people are starting to go, no, no, no, I'll just get that person. I want them to work for me. |
| 1:49.0 | I think I think everything's going in house. I'll tell you where I'm going. Yes. I'm making a good. You're a guy that you're always kind of on the new thing. |
| 2:00.0 | Like you're always you focus a lot on whatever the new thing is going to be in comedy. Like you, you were doing Instagram stories, years and years and years ago, showing me how many people were watching your story, showing me how they could buy tickets. |
| 2:15.0 | You were on all of that shit. I want to sometimes I sometimes wonder if it's because I'm not as talented as other people. I pay attention a little more and I work a little harder. Yeah. |
| 2:25.0 | And I try things. I also know my failing. But yeah, I mean, I remember watching Joe and going, I mean, there's so much meat left on that bone. Yeah. I mean, with all the things he does, and I look Joe wants privacy. And he's a bad example. |
| 2:40.0 | Yeah. I remember going, if I was Joe, if I could have that outreach, I'll tell you what I do. Right. That's the way I looked at it. Right. And right now, what would you do? |
| 2:47.0 | So if you had like his level of power, oh, dude, I mean, would it be I mean, first of all, I'd be doing more movies. I mean, I know that he doesn't want to do that. But I think funny. |
| 2:56.5 | Well, he's got a bunch of jobs, right? He's got the UFC. He's a dad. He's a comedian. He does does the podcast. So, but but it's for sure. There is maybe more. Yeah, I would do. He could do. He is lazy. I think Joe. He is a little lazy. I think that's kind of what we're getting at. |
| 3:14.0 | I think what we're getting at is Rogan's kind of like little bit lazy. Is that where we're going? I think he is. I think he is. I think you look what it is. Okay. |
| 3:22.5 | He can work out more. What does he do? Talks someone for three hours. That's it. I know. And then smokes weed and drinks. And this whole spending time with my family. |
| 3:31.5 | Oh, good enough. I'm not buying it enough. I asked him his daughter's name the other day and he stumbled. The world should know their name. Yeah. They should be monetized. Yeah. |
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