Hey, did you guys read that thing in the New Yorker last month about how golf is an analogy for marriage?

I did. I did read that. Do you read the thing in McSweeney's?

Oh.

It was comparing CD tracks and album tracks. I could read that.

Yeah. Did you read that thing in Mother Jones about eco-chairs and eco-wares to sit?

I did. Yeah.

I did. Do you read that thing in spin about all the festivals?

Uh-huh. Do you read that thing in pace? It was about the national.

Oh, I saw that. Did you read that thing in 12 about all the mid-century houses?

Yeah. Did you read the New York Times? Yes. New York Obserah?

Yes. Washington Post? Yes.

Wall Street Journal? Of course I read it.

Did you read that steampunk article in Boynberg? I did not like the end of it.

Did you read that skywriting over the Willamette River? Yes.

Did you read the Forty Cookie? Yes. From my snide? Yes. Do you read it? Yes.

There were two. Yes. Did you read that thing that I wrote in the sand on the beach?

Yeah. Did you read the Portland Rickory? Yeah.

Did you read the Willamette River? Yeah. Did you read the Seattle Stranger?

You're getting down. Do you read the S-Up Weekly? I loved it.

Harvard Lampoon? Well, right. Did you read Mad Magazine?

I did not like the end of it.

T-B-T-L!

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