Hey, look at Andrew. This is Chris from Portland. I had a dream I wanted to share with you. I was dreaming that I was in the college class and Luke was the teacher, but every time I looked at him, he seemed to get shorter until when he came out from behind the podium.

He was only about three feet tall. He seemed a lot taller on the radio.

He dreamed that Jeanine Garofalo, as her character from White Hot American Summer, was running like an ice age apocalypse or a viable boot camp in my backyard for children.

I recently had a dream where I was in the running for a job as all things considered host at a station. Instead of me, they hired Danny McBride.

So, keep it up, guys. And as I said, keep it. As I said, keep working on the work and the never-call ever.

T-B-T-L!

So, it was like my grandma's house, but at the same time it was not totally my grandma's house.

We will not listen to your dreams. We are not saints.

That's my dream job. I'm going to take it. I don't care what he is. And I already knew he was back crazy from our conversations at Walmart.

Sometimes you just got to, you know, grit your teeth and look at the life right in the face and you say, stop it, you know. Please stop, please.

Why are you doing this to me? I haven't even done anything to use. Please stop.

The story of this situation is, it's extremely personal.

All right, hello. Good morning. And welcome, everyone. To a Tuesday edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

I'm trying to connect with people and I really put myself out there on the airways.

Coming to you from the Nest Broadcast Center, high in the sky above Portland, Oregon, where it is going to be another hot, spicy day.

I know, kind of intellectually, I understand that we are going to, here in the Northwest, return to typical spring weather, which means,

there are going to be days where it's like 47 degrees and rain.

Before this just becomes the default weather setting. I understand that intellectually, but emotionally.

I'm very, very connected and committed to this weather pattern we're in right now, which has been like eight solid days of beautiful, wonderful weather.

We got a beautiful, wonderful episode of T-B-T-L for you. It is episode three, four, zero, five.

Let the fun begin.

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