#3403 The Balding Bassassin

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Luke and Andrew play a game intended to put people to sleep.

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0:00.0	How many hot dogs do you eat in a day, Tim?
0:04.0	I rather not answer that. Thank you, though.
0:06.0	Did you eat hot dogs today?
0:09.0	Not exactly. And why are you bringing this up?
0:12.0	Well, you have mustered on your shirt and frankly your burps wreak of hot dogs.
0:18.0	I had a hot dog bowl earlier today. Yes, I did.
0:20.0	And what is a hot dog bowl?
0:23.0	It's like a burrito bowl.
0:25.0	But it's chopped up hot dogs in a big old bread bowl.
0:29.0	So like a much larger, less healthy hot dog.
0:32.0	Can I go? I'm starving.
0:41.0	Wow, there's that fine line between, you know,
0:43.0	have showing emotion and being a hot dog.
0:45.0	Guess what day it is.
0:47.0	Guess what day it is.
0:49.0	It's Friday. Friday.
0:51.0	Gotta get down on Friday.
0:53.0	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:56.0	There's never techno geeks with spreadsheet.
0:59.0	A lot of times what we like to tell people is that you have to let life bounce off of you.
1:03.0	Yep, right.
1:04.0	And so we are going to do just that literally in the literal sense.
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