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#3402 Below Deck Med S11E01 Part One: Douche Battle

Watch What Crappens

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4.816.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2026

⏱️ 48 minutes

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This is part one of a two-part recap


Below Deck Down Med is back, and this time the bromance is dead as Joe and Nathan return to battle over the deck. Will there be a winner, or will the new French Chef out drama everyone? My bet’s on her. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

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0:00.0

Well, what happens what happens when happens when there's so much what crap is.

0:07.0

Well, hello and welcome to watch what crap is. What happens when there's so much that happens.

0:28.6

Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crabbins, a podcast for all the crap we love to talk about on your braves.

0:38.0

I'm Ronnie. That's Ben. Hi. Hi. How are you? So nice to see you again, Ronnie. You too. Yesterday I was in here in the studio all alone.

0:38.6

I know.

0:52.4

I was up in my childhood bedroom, but today I'm back in the big city. You're back in business. I'm back here. We're still in New York, so we're in the ACAS studios this week, or at least I am, but we'll be back in the bedroom tomorrow. No, no. Tomorrow I'll be here with you as well. Well, there you go. Thursday back in the bedroom.

0:54.1

All right.

0:54.7

Well, they can't see us anyway, mostly.

0:57.0

If you do want to see us, though, I'll be here with you as well. Well, there you go. Thursday back in the bedroom. All right.

0:54.8

Well, they can't see us anyway, mostly. If you do want to see us, though, you can get a video of all our recaps at patreon.com. slash watch what crapans. That's also where you get bonus episodes, a weekly blog of all these shows that I do, just ragging on people in written form. And then also, that's free, by the way,

1:12.8

you can just sign it for that. And also bonus episodes, we're going to cover Love Island today for that.

1:17.8

And there's a Discord server to go hang out and all that good stuff. Kay, today is Below Deck Mediterranean

1:25.7

Season 11, Episode 1, the beginning of a new season of below deck

1:30.3

mutatoounian what do you think wow well it's you know it's always a hard pivot going from the blue

1:35.8

uniforms to the red ones uh I'm you know what I'm for the first time I'm ever on below deck well me

1:41.4

I won't say ever because when sailing yacht was on maybe I had the same same reaction, but I'm like, this boat feels so cramped and small. I've gotten so used to blowdeck down under and how big that boat was. That galley was enormous. All their bedrooms had like all that space. And now every crew quarter space is so tight. They can't even get like shots. You sort of see like a shoulder and like a head.

2:02.0

When they're trying to change side by side, they like can't fit.

2:04.7

I'm like, ah, I'm actually feeling a bit claustrophobic on this season. What do you think? It is tight. Whoa, a couple of hotties on this. Oh, yeah, a lot of hotties. I was like, how are they going to make up for bringing back both Nathan and Joe, those douchebags?

2:18.5

But then they sent two hotties from heaven.

2:21.3

Yeah. How are they going to make up for bringing back both Nathan and Joe, those douchebags?

2:18.6

Then they sent two hotties from heaven.

2:21.3

My goodness.

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