Veronica, Ted, I just wanted to thank you for keeping an eye on Arthur. He's in the boardroom right now. We're about to vote him out.

Actually, before you move on Arthur, sir, you should know that he found some documents, and if you vote him off the board, he'll expose the company's worst secret.

Wait a minute. He found out about the thing?

Yes. He knows all about the thing.

Oh God. If he knows about the thing, he must also know about the other thing, which would ruin the thing we all live on.

Apparently so, sir. I think he even knows about the stuff.

And it's okay. Everybody knows about the stuff, but the thing, that's going to be a problem.

T-B-T-L!

Oh my God. Oh my God. Change the channel. I can't even look. I can't handle the pressure.

Before I say anything else, I want to say no matter what you've done, you deserve respect. Even if you make mistakes, you're lovable.

And it doesn't matter. You look skills are age, your size, or anything. You're worthwhile.

No one could ever take that away from you.

Everyone says great things about you. The posture, the haircut, the tiny feet. It's amazing. They hold you up, but they do.

They do.

And if they want to drink and relobe, we're drinking and relobe.

No. If anybody orders me low, I'm leaving.

I'm not drinking any f***ing or low.

Okay, okay. Relax, Miles. No more love.

All right. Hello, good morning, and welcome to a Tuesday edition of T-B-T-L.

The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

I'm so excited about this show.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

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