340: Blame the Bird
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2022
⏱️ 47 minutes
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How do I have my writing read apart from me? Is the Earth really round? How do I find out about food recalls? What would Earth be like if trees had never evolved? Why are the planets different at different distances from the sun? Hank and John Green have answers!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:06.3 | Doors I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank. |
| 0:09.0 | It's a podcast for Dude Brothers and to your questions. |
| 0:11.0 | Give you to be a advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. |
| 0:15.2 | John, we were just having our Patreon live stream chat, which was great and we talked |
| 0:20.4 | a weird amount about yachts. |
| 0:22.1 | I was remembering this time that I met a guy who told me that he had built five yachts |
| 0:27.3 | in his life. |
| 0:28.3 | Super rich guy. |
| 0:29.3 | Like can you show me to them and show them to me and he said sure and so he took you |
| 0:33.2 | out to the docks and he was showing me and he said this one's own and this is due. |
| 0:37.4 | This is Tlaw. |
| 0:38.4 | This is cat. |
| 0:39.4 | And then we kept going and there was no more boats. |
| 0:41.4 | I said, well, where's the last one? |
| 0:43.0 | And he said, sank. |
| 0:46.4 | And I thought that that was like really ironic, you know. |
| 0:51.5 | That's the name that boat. |
| 0:53.5 | Thank you. |
| 0:54.5 | He should have seen that one coming. |
| 0:56.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:57.0 | That's an error on his part. |
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