Long days, pleasant nights, and welcome to Kingslingers, a doof media podcast journeying through Stephen King's Dark Tower series.

My name, it's Constant Reader Scott Daly, and this is my automated co-host, Matt, many other functions.

Would you like me to tell your horoscope?

Yes, please.

You will do a podcast.

You will find a horrifying, extremely horrifying thing happens.

Matt, will I pronounce any of the words in this book wrong during the course of the podcast?

No.

Ah, perfect. Great. Thank you.

This week on the show, we are covering chapters four through seven of part two telling tales of Wolves of the Kala. In this week's reading, Pair Callahan continues his story, but does not complete it. And then shows Roland the terrible, awful black 13 under the floorboards of his church.

Then Roland learns about the ladies of the Eriza and Eddie learns what the wolves look like under masks.

But we don't.

Then King takes a short jaunt into absolute horror with another Mia dream.

The Katat is splintering.

The fellowship is breaking and the wolves are coming. Matt, what did you think

of this week's reading? Ah! So, you know, I've had one thought throughout the series so far that I was

really hesitant to say out loud because I'm sure people would find it just outrageous. And that thought

is, you know, this has been exciting. This has been

riveting, tragic at times, triumphant at others. But I don't think I've ever really felt all that

horrified. And that's surprising because it's Stephen King, the master of horror. I mean,

the doorkeeper monster was was frightening, but more on the spectrum of kind of like a fun,

exciting horror. Well, Scott, this week, King just punched me right in my stupid face with how uncomfortable

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