Long days, pleasant nights, and welcome to Kingslinglingers, a Doof Media podcast journeying through

Stephen King's Dark Tower series. My name is Constant Reader Scott Daly, and I'm joined, as always,

from my co-host and innocent King Ka Baby, Matt Freeman. Matt, how's it going this week?

Scott, is it okay if I go visit my friend's house?

No.

Oh.

Okay.

This week, part two of Wolves of the Cala begins as we cover chapters one through three of

Telling Tales, part two.

The Kathet makes its way into the Cala where they meet its citizens, and Roland asked

them the first two of three questions and then

dances the night away. The next morning, an arthritic Roland finally tells Roland, telling he tells

Eddie about the chap inside Susanna's belly. And then Father Callahan begins his story of Salem's

lot and the vampires of New York City. Matt, what did you think of this week's reading?

Well, we got another story

within a story and you know, you know I love these. And this one is a vampire story. So I'm so

happy. I think if you had given me a long list of genres to pick from, I don't think I would have

picked a vampire story to be the next one. But here we are. I'm so

happy. I'm never going to read any other books other than Stephen King books because he's got

everything. He's got it all. He's got it all. No need. No need to read anything else, right? Exactly.

Yeah. It's a fun story. And I have a lot to say about this. This is, I kind of

avoided summarizing Salem's lot for you because I knew that Callahan was going to come in and

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