Hi lesbians. How are we all this week? We hope that if you're in the UK, you've suffered the

absolutely immense freeze that has been happening that has quite nearly killed me off.

I've been miserable as fucking this by there.

Because it's just been like, you know, when you can't focus on anything else,

you're like, no, I'm just cold.

Yeah.

And I even bought myself these like heat tech jumpers, heat tech socks.

You know it's bad if I'm investing in shit like that.

And also like we've just been discussing with everyone so much that once Christmas is over,

the winter can just fuck the fuck off.

It can fuck off.

Like it shouldn't exist anyway.

I mean, we have said multiple times we are living in the wrong country because

to anyone listening to this podcast who's like I love seasons go away

go away that's just pathetic spring summer is the only seasons that any of us need I don't give

a shit about the colours of autumn maybe like a week of autumn just so that you can appreciate

again going back into no okay I don't care about the colors of autumn I don't, no, okay. I don't care about the calories of autumn. I don't care about the leaves falling. I don't care about your pumpkin-spiced fucking coffee. Yeah. Get the fuck away from me and give me a pina colada on the beach. It's a red flag when people say it. They love winter. I'm like, no, you no you don't know honestly if i dated someone who was

like winter's my favorite season out because we're not compatible is it a wrong time for me to tell you that

i love winter i know you don't know so no it's vile we were saying as well that before christmas you've got

all the lights and everything else so like yeah makes it more bearable and also like we have the

association of like winter to like

Father Christmas Santa. Do you know what I mean? Yeah but also why don't they just keep the lights up until like March?

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