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hi everyone welcome to this week's episode of the lesbian supper club and merry Christmas

as this is our Christmas surprise episode but we've already of the Lesbian Suba Club and Merry Christmas. Merry, hunking Christmas.

Christmas surprise episode.

Woo!

But we've already spoken about Christmas at home with families,

so we didn't think that through very well.

So now we're struggling for a relevant Christmas topic theme.

But Bar Humburg, I hope you're all drunk,

and I hope you are all on your only sort of like four-four-fifth family argument of the holidays i can imagine this is something that you listen to

whilst you're getting ready to amp yourself up to go down stahless and punch a nan in the face

oh no i don't think it's the nan it's usually the uncle yeah. Yeah. It's usually the men. The nan's normally like, fucking croaking in the corner, coughing, spluttering on a way out.

Terrible.

It's because Liv just spoke about a nan dying on Christmas Day.

So, not that how Nan has died on Christmas Day, but she was just saying like, fucking can you imagine. I didn't have it last week. Does that make anyone feel better? I don't have one. You don't actually do. And I've never had one. Oh, that's really sad. That is sad. You've got my nan now, though. I've got your nan. Yeah. She's got enough live. She's got enough love to give around. She's got enough love and enough tits to go around for everyone. She does. I love her, vaginal hair. Faginal hair. Oh my God. I actually, that reminds me of that Marina Abramovich exhibition that we went to the other day. And so basically, I don't know if you guys know of Marina Obama, but she probably

know her from this video that went viral where, but she does a lot of live exhibitions.

She's an incredible artist and creator.

And one of them was where she sits opposite people, like she sits opposite like a thousand

and one people like all in a row of just sat there

and just saying nothing and just staring at them but then it was like the guy that she was

previously in love with turned up out of nowhere after 30 years of not seeing each other so you

probably would know her from that but basically long story short we went with my uncle who is fantastic and he's a bit of an

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