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Perfect Person

34: Catsitter Convicts Cheating Daddy (w/ Kelsey Darragh & Zach Noe Towers)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Kelsey is back with Zach, and they take calls from a sleuthing catsitter, a tinkering friend, and a substitute teacher that is too hot.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, this show where I'm perfect and you're a person.

0:21.3

That's so funny.

0:28.3

Thank you.

0:29.3

I've been eating a lot of frozen meals recently and I had a lasagna with beef and I thought

0:35.3

it was delicious recently.

0:36.3

We had a beef popper deli yesterday.

0:38.3

We always start with an embarrassing fact.

0:41.3

Aren't you so glad, Miles?

0:49.3

I can be more thrilled that's here.

0:52.3

I'm so proud of this.

0:53.3

No, it's supposed to be something I did that was perfect.

0:56.3

Oh!

0:57.3

My delicious people sang ya!

1:00.3

What's something you did on the program?

1:03.3

What's embarrassing about it being a song?

1:05.3

Yeah.

1:06.3

You started with, I've been eating a lot of frozen dinners lately.

1:09.3

We have a baby food!

1:10.3

We have a meal train.

1:11.3

Oh no, did you have a meal train?

1:13.3

No, never.

1:14.3

Frozen from a nice restaurant because from Jones on 3rd.

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