#3396 Spalding Pink
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2021
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Luke is reeaaally leaning into his inner 11 year-old, and it's not a problem at all, thank you very much. Plus, he and Andrew kick off this year's Drops of St2pider contest for listeners to vote on their favorite TBTL moments of all time. (Link for voting is below!)
DROPS OF ST2PIDER: ROUND ONE
Today's matchup pits the TBTL Cereal show up against the live Minnesota State Fair episode.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | But evening, America, this is Arthur Bond from Shore to Shore, and this is too beautiful |
| 0:05.0 | to live. |
| 0:06.4 | If you live east or west of the Mason-Dixon Line, die a lot of wildcard line at 206-414-TBTL. |
| 0:16.2 | Once again, if you live in the mountains above the tree line, the number is 206-414-TBTL. |
| 0:30.7 | I'm the king of the castle, and you're the dirty rascal. |
| 0:33.8 | Crash into me! |
| 0:35.1 | Crash into me! |
| 0:36.8 | I love you. |
| 0:38.0 | Oh, my God, with your cheekbones and your guitar playing, and it's all very, very attractive. |
| 0:42.5 | It's very, very talented. |
| 0:44.0 | What have you got to say for yourselves? |
| 0:46.4 | It's hammer time. |
| 0:47.2 | In a shame, this kind of thing has come up. |
| 0:50.5 | It's what the Bible calls it, an abomination. |
| 0:53.0 | So what if I smell like roast beef? |
| 0:54.3 | There's no place smells like roast beef. |
| 0:55.8 | I can't get to say it for myself. |
| 0:58.3 | I can't get to say it for my joy, though. |
| 1:02.5 | This is hell, it's all. |
| 1:05.3 | All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL, |
| 1:13.5 | the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:16.3 | The vibes will be the illest, and the jams are ridiculous. |
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