#3387 Dan Pashman's Media Blintz

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Longtime TBTL Friendo Dan Pashman of The Sporkful swings by to talk about what it's like to invent a brand-new pasta from the ground-up (and to answer the most important question of our time: Is Thousand Island really a condiment?)

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0:00.0	When you eat pasta, you are essentially sending a hormonal message to your body saying,
0:04.8	pack on more fat. That's what's happening. So even without cakes and chocolate, pasta itself
0:12.5	turned into sugars in your body. That's what makes you gain all the weight.
0:15.5	Well, that's it. We're throwing our pasta out, Peter. All pastas.
0:18.9	Lasagna. All of it. We're done. All this stuff. You're even going to be, oh, no, no, no, no.
0:27.5	Just have it so we can look at it. No, we're cutting it out of our diet. We are done with pasta.
0:32.2	We are done with spaghetti. We are done with the weeny fettuccine. Fettuccine doesn't count.
0:36.6	Absolutely counts. No more pastas. Just have a bowl of spaghetti. Come on.
0:40.6	No. What happened to you? What happened? No more pasta for you or me.
0:45.6	Okay? It's over. We're done.
0:53.2	Okay.
0:58.2	He is a fan of the outrageous. He loves to surprise. He loves other things as well.
1:08.3	Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy's unbelievable. He ran the old cup of pizza
1:12.8	guy out of business. Game day bucket goat boob. But it's not on TV then. That's the
1:18.0	Internet thing. Okay.
1:24.0	All right. Hello. Good morning. Welcome, everyone.
1:27.4	To a Thursday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:33.7	Explaining how a show works means the show's already in trouble.
1:37.2	My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. Oh, yeah.
1:41.0	Coming to you from the Nest Broadcast Center, high in the sky above Portland, Oregon, where
1:46.0	as I sit here, it is a rainy, gloomy day. Didn't know you like to get wet though.
1:51.5	But as you're hearing this, this is being broadcast all over the world on Thursday.
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