#3385 The Valley S3E09 Part Two: Let Me Get This Off My Chest
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🗓️ 28 May 2026
⏱️ 47 minutes
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This is part 2 of a 2-part recap
Brittany goes under the knife for a breast reduction on The Valley while Michelle tries to cut off a few hundred pounds of man baby attached to her. Plus, Lala and others flag Danny’s worrisome behavior to Nia, and she appreciates their concern. Just kidding! She shuts down the convo and accuses other people of being drunkards too. Doesn’t help that Jasmine actively gets drunk during the confrontation. RIP to Jason’s knee. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, crap, watch what happens. |
| 0:05.0 | What happens when there's so much that crap is a podcast welcome to watch what crap and the podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about |
| 0:25.9 | This is part two of the recap if you miss part one go check out your podcast feed it's right there |
| 0:30.5 | And without further ado let's get right back into the recap |
| 0:33.6 | So then the Brittany is setting up girls night and i was like burr's my sparkle |
| 0:40.7 | mala comes and um la la's like what the fuck she's like girl we are doing a crab boy |
| 0:48.5 | boop boop oh yeah it's bicycle I'm doing a whole transformation. |
| 0:56.0 | I'm having a tummy talk. I'm getting breast implants. I'm getting crab claws added to me. That's why we got this. I'm going to collect all the claws afterwards and bring it to the doctor. I just want to have them on my back. I'll be like rattling around. It'll be fun. |
| 1:08.0 | I'm going to have crab claw ears. It's going to be so good. |
| 1:12.0 | I have one of these shells. |
| 1:13.3 | I'll be like, oh, I want my crab. |
| 1:15.4 | I'm getting a tummy tuck. |
| 1:16.7 | I'm getting breast implants taking out. |
| 1:18.3 | I'm getting smaller ones back in. |
| 1:20.4 | I'm getting a lobster tail put on my tailbone. |
| 1:22.3 | I'm getting 360 LIPO. |
| 1:24.0 | Y'all won't even be able to keep clubs on me. |
| 1:29.1 | So, Zach is, uh, Janet, |
| 1:33.5 | Michelle, everyone comes over. All the girls and Zach come over. And Zach is like, |
| 1:37.5 | wait, wait, wait, tell her to close her eyes. And Jasmine's like, okay, close your eyes. |
| 1:41.0 | Okay, close your eyes. Okay. Cool your eyes. Okay. Me, Kristen and Jasmine want to get you |
| 1:44.1 | something really special. Okay. this is the first of two times |
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