#3383 Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou Ink?
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2021
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
In the most 2021 news ever, the Fleetwood Mac Longboarding Guy is selling his viral video as an NFT...with some caveats. Plus, Luke explores a rumor that an NC-17 version of Mrs. Doubtfire exists, Sean Hannity vapes on air, and cattle rustling is, apparently, still a thing.
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| 0:00.0 | what happened oh well it's really quite funny I was I was in bed sleeping at |
| 0:05.0 | uh two o'clock small and me wife comes in and says someone ran into the shop and I said oh what |
| 0:11.2 | so I jumped out of bed and all I had was meandies on and I've walked out the front and I've seen |
| 0:16.9 | uh the car smashed and I've seen the Blake walking back to the car and so I've walked out so I've |
| 0:22.8 | said oh what do you do on mate like you can't be leaving the scene and you guys don't be a hero |
| 0:27.7 | mate and I said I'm not trying to be a hero but the police are coming and he just saw it if |
| 0:32.0 | he'd screwed up the road and I said no it's not going on like that mate so I jumped in me car |
| 0:36.2 | and I started chasing him up the road and then he went down the side straight and then the police |
| 0:40.0 | were coming and I flash him and sent them off the direction of him but mate all I had was me |
| 0:45.2 | jox I'm not all I was chasing him up the street and I'm just like mate do you feel like a hero? |
| 0:50.4 | oh not really it's it's just something you got to do for the community mate it's like you look |
| 0:55.7 | after you mate and you might always look after you |
| 1:05.5 | guess what day it is guess what day it is it's Friday Friday gotta get down on Friday |
| 1:13.9 | everybody's looking forward to the weekend in this business of show you have to have the heart |
| 1:20.0 | of an angel and the hide of an elephant you were in business with a couple glue sniffing |
| 1:26.4 | squishies why don't I tell you all about it over a hot steaming mug of beer and a cup of cold |
| 1:34.1 | corn I'm such as a sucker for content |
| 1:41.0 | all right hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBTL |
| 1:46.0 | beep beep watch out the show that just might be too beautiful to live my name is Luke Burbank I'm |
| 1:52.1 | your host coming to you from the Nest Broadcast Center high in the sky both Portland, Oregon where we |
| 2:02.4 | are looking at another rainy day you know you like to get wet and I had to get out there in the rain |
| 2:11.2 | for a little morning adventure that I was not trying to go on today when the adventure begins to |
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