All right everybody welcome to game night tonight. We're going to be playing risky settlers knights and allies of the lords of dominion of earth pandemic edition

Start with pick in a color and taking three cards up. We'll look at them yet now. We roll the dice

Thank you roll the two that means you get to roll the mega die

You roll the 14 that means you get three jumbo resource cards

Hey, don't look at him yet. Now we all grab items from the game chest that correspond to our item cards. I've got a crystal card

Okay, everybody provided two forms of identification one for you in real life and one for your character in the game

I've just got my license. Well, I guess we'll be playing with a rodent and trapman expansion package

Oh, you're Liz time to cut off your left pinky finger

Some people call it catfishing

Some call it to catch a predatoring

In Jesus's day

It was called pulling a Judas you know for me to say I wasn't a genius. I would just be lying to you and to myself

You're not even a real journalism

That's right. You seem like a real real down-to-earth dude

Implicitly you could absolutely implicitly trust me. I'm gonna bring a hundred and ten percent to the table on a daily basis

So one thing I would do is like this. Okay, that's great. God that was impressive. Thank you

You planned that out. Yeah, that's all scripted

All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL

Oh, yeah, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host

Let me tell you something dude. Thank you, but I've recorded in Denmark coming to you

From the Nest Broadcast Center high in the sky above Portland, Oregon

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone

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