Welcome to Beach, Too Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello, beautiful creatures.

This is episode three.

What?

Sorry, you said creatures, and I was picturing beautiful, and then you said creatures,

and for some reason, my brain went, it got bad. Our creature's not beautiful to you. I thought you were kind of like

I just wasn't expecting that word. From nature. I am. Well, I'm not. Eradicate all ocean

worms. That's what I always say. Hello, all you adorable little ocean worms. I brought for you

today the chocolate factory episode. You want to arrive. I brought for you today the Chocolate Factory episode.

You want to erad- sorry, I can't let this go.

You just said you want to eradicate all ocean worms.

And then you said, hello, little ocean worms.

They know I mean it lovingly.

They know I mean it lovingly.

Jesus Christ.

We want people to come to our shows, not like fear for their eradication.

Hey, all you, sexy, late babies.

Thanks for coming to our show.

We want to tell you about the live show real quick because we're about to be in Florida.

So that'll be interesting.

And yeah, we want to, we've gotten a few questions about what the shows are actually like and if, if they're similar to the podcast or not. And so we wanted to give you a quick, just a rundown of how it goes. Yeah. We think it's pretty creative and fun. So we wanted to let you know what it's like to come to a Beach 2 Sandy Live show. Yeah. First of all, it's the best time ever. That's important to know.

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