#3376 The Valley S3E08 Part One: What a Drag
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🗓️ 21 May 2026
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This is part one of a two-part recap
The Valley tries to have fun on its drag night, but Danny ruins it almost as completely as he’s ruining his marriage. LaLa drags him, Janet offers Nia an apology, and Kristen is told to face that facts that her alliance can’t withstand this mess and she needs to step inTo watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, what happens what happens when happens when there's so much what crap is. hello and welcome to Watch What Crappins. |
| 0:25.4 | I'm Ronnie. That's Benoom's there. Hello, Benoons. |
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| 0:31.7 | Good. Everything's going well over here. Thank you. Okay. Today is the Valley Day, the happiest show on television. |
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