This is Richard Split, and I'm here to say you should leave a message for me every day.

Your name, your number, and what you need.

Now I'll get back to you, yes indeed.

It's wait for the beep.

You know how to do it.

Then lay it around.

Ah, listen to it.

Unless I'm asleep or lost my phone.

Either way, wait for the tone.

Which you'll hear soon, unless this is broken.

So I may not hear a single word you've spoken.

So send an e-mail or text me too.

To increase the odds that I'll connect with you.

TVTL

I don't want people saying, uh, Andrew's a hero.

Or, you know, Andrew, he's king feminist to please.

Yeah, no one would ever say that about you.

Oh.

What kind of rap do you do?

Are you, like, sort of sing-sign a rap, like bone thugs and harmony?

Or are you more like street, like Will Smith?

You're not going to be saying, hey, we cool.

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