#3372 One Set Of Cleat Prints In The Sand

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Luke has either discovered something special in the Willamette River, or he's going off the deep end. Your call. Plus, Dan Harmon introduces a compelling new system for the Zodiac calendar. And Andrew's getting very nervous about fantasy baseball.

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0:00.0	I think you're ready now to hear a little story about a girl.
0:03.8	Girl named Megan.
0:06.0	Girl named Megan that didn't have a very good time in high school.
0:09.3	I'm referring to myself when I say Megan.
0:12.4	It's me, Megan.
0:14.7	I know you look at me now and think,
0:16.2	boy, she must have breathed through high school.
0:18.2	Not the case, Annie.
0:19.9	Okay? They used to try to blow me up.
0:21.9	That they're firecrackers at my head.
0:24.2	Firecrackers.
0:25.5	I mean, literally, I'm not saying that figuratively.
0:28.2	I got firecrackers thrown at my head.
0:30.0	They called me a freak.
0:32.0	You know what I did? I pulled myself up.
0:34.0	I studied really hard.
0:35.4	I read every book in the library.
0:36.8	And now I work for the government.
0:38.6	I have the highest possible security clearance.
0:40.8	Don't repeat that.
0:42.4	I can't protect you.
0:43.8	I know where all the nukes are and I know the codes.
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