#3370 The 30-Year Punch

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew celebrate a very special TBTL-a-versary, even though someone forgot. Plus, listeners chime in with their stories of butter love.

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0:00.0	Do you need wood?
0:01.2	If so, please stop calling me Larry Wood Store.
0:04.7	My last name just happens to be Wood Store,
0:07.5	but not every Mr. Baker is a baker,
0:09.6	and not every Mr. Wood Store owns a wood store.
0:12.4	All right, my phone number is 832-746-WOOD,
0:16.3	because it's easy to remember.
0:18.3	Also, I do own the website woodforsale.com,
0:21.6	which lets you browse a great selection of wood.
0:24.0	Add wood to your shopping cart, fill out a billing address,
0:26.7	click checkout.
0:27.7	But that was just a project for my web design class.
0:30.3	I like wood. I love web design.
0:32.0	Doesn't mean I own a wood store.
0:33.6	T-B-T-L!
0:39.2	I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said,
0:42.2	you have reached the end of your free trial membership
0:45.0	at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com.
0:47.1	Here I've been talking with the most talented people in the world.
0:50.5	I never even noticed.
0:51.9	Hu-HA! Hu-H-HWA?!
1:01.9	We're legitimate and we're churning out mega mega stars.
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