#3369 RHORI S1E08: It’s Hip To Be Square Footage
Watch What Crappens
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🗓️ 18 May 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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The Real Housewives of Rhode Island is stuffed with big scenes, starting with Alicia driving over a bridge, Jo-Ellen confronting her mother about neglect, and finally Rosie ejecting Kelsey from her house in a fit of square footage rage. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, what happens. Hello, watch what happens, a podcast when there's so much that happens. |
| 0:26.3 | Hello and welcome to watch what crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. |
| 0:32.8 | I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is a man who I know would never shame me for square footage. |
| 0:34.5 | It's Ronnie Karam. How are you? |
| 0:36.7 | Don't be so sure. You never know. We are here today to talk about |
| 0:40.5 | Real Housewives of Rhode Island, a big exciting episode. Before we do that, in about two weeks, |
| 0:46.2 | we're doing our cabaret, which is sold out, but you can stream it. Just go to our website, |
| 0:50.3 | watch what crap happens.com, and there are links to the various streaming times that you could buy |
| 0:55.7 | tickets for and as we have learned you can buy tickets all the way up to curtain and then once curtain |
| 1:00.7 | happens no more tickets so you can still watch it afterwards but if you decide you want to watch |
| 1:05.9 | the cabaret you know like a few days later like actually i should watch that too late the tickets go off sale the moment |
| 1:12.9 | curtain happens so those ticket links again at our website also on our social media and join us on |
| 1:18.0 | patreon patreon dot com slash watch where crapins or they go off sale but you can still watch it for a week |
| 1:24.0 | still watch it you just can't if you yeah if you can't if you can't watch it that night just make sure to get the tickets beforehand and you can still watch it for a week. Still watch it. You just can't. If you can't watch it that night, just make sure to get the tickets beforehand. |
| 1:30.2 | And you can still watch it for a week after. |
| 1:32.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:33.6 | Patreon is where we have a newsletter and we have bonus episodes and all that good stuff. |
| 1:38.9 | It's patreon.com slash watch or crappins. |
| 1:40.6 | And also a programming note. |
| 1:42.5 | Next week is a long weekend here in the states so we will |
| 1:45.6 | not have recaps of Rhode Island or Atlanta in the following week we will we'll give updates on what |
| 1:53.2 | happened etc but but yeah we we are we're having that Monday off which will be very exciting |
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