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#3366 The Valley S3E07 Part Two: Drag Him!

Watch What Crappens

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🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 48 minutes

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This is part 2 of 2


The mask continues to slide off Danny’s face as he leans into passive-aggression, condescension, and general rudeness on The Valley. But did he really think he could go toe to toe with Lala? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.



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0:00.0

Well, what happens what happens when happens when there's so much what happens.

0:07.0

Well, hello and welcome to watch what happens.

0:25.8

This is part two of a two-part recap.

0:29.6

If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one.

0:32.2

Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps.

0:34.2

Go back and listen to part one, okay?

0:35.9

It's before this one.

0:38.0

Bye. Enjoy the show. It's now it part one. Okay. It's before this one. Bye.

0:45.2

Enjoy the show. It's now it's 9.30. Everyone's back at the house. And there are Jasmine saying,

0:50.4

oh my God, I miss all the drama, whatever, you know. And Jesse is saying, you know,

0:54.6

it's hard, it's hard not to be mean. I'm just surrounded by mean energy all the time.

1:00.3

And then Lacey and Jesse are like putting stuff away in their closet.

1:05.2

And it's, uh, she's never heard of an accordion closet, I believe.

1:07.3

And so that's a new thing that she learns about. She's like, what even is that?

1:09.3

That's stupid.

1:44.3

And it's like, wow, this one, this one. So, Jesse's like, okay, you know, he's trying to play nice. And she's like, you need to say sorry for that entrance because you're like whiny, like, ugh, you're giving me the ick. He's like, okay, let's get you settled in. He's talking to her like a little kid. He's like, okay, get out of your fancy dinner dress. She's like, oh, don't touch me. I still have the ick. And then meanwhile, Janet's in a room with Michelle and Brittany and some other women. And Janet is like, she's in this, now she's in this like barco loungeer thing, this massage chair. And she's like, oh my God, she said six girls were ganging up on her all at once.

1:49.3

Nobody was ganging up on her.

1:52.2

Yeah, she said a year ago, I said to her, I knew that you auditioned for the housewives.

1:56.5

Get off that shit.

1:58.9

No.

2:35.8

She's like, I can't get off this chair, squeezing my feet. I mean, what does she even care what I think? I'm like a fan of hers, you know? And Michelle's like, if anybody was ganging up on somebody, it was her ganging up on me, the way that she game alone at me. That is a gang up. Amen. And the only thing, you know, I said the only thing I don't like is that you sent my friend a legal letter. And Lala's like, well, has she apologized to you for that? No, never. And then Janet is now like, the chair is like tilting her up, like doing like an overhead leg extension or something like that.

2:49.7

I was like, oh no. Oh, my God. I'm doing an extend. Oh, no. It's stretching me out. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I can't breathe. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's hilarious. So Zach and Luke are chatting outside.

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