0:00.0	Swole Norman.
0:09.3	The sun is shining.
0:10.7	The birds are chirping.
0:12.4	The bacon is sizzling.
0:14.8	Welcome to the Daily Swole.
0:20.3	What's going on?
0:21.5	Beeshes, booshes, bustus, hustles, and yo-hoes.
0:23.9	It's your boy, Papa Swolio, back with another episode.
0:26.4	And today's episode of The Beastcast is brought to you.
0:28.7	It's powered as sponsored by Everston K2, flexing on all you be.
0:35.2	All right, fam, today we got a special swole card.
0:40.9	It is I heart cow farts.
0:43.9	I love cow farts.
0:45.7	And I think if you love beef, you love those cow farts do.
0:49.0	We know the vegan tards are going to say that cow farts are destroying the environment.
0:55.7	Can you believe it?
0:56.5	Matt Damon.
0:57.7	Can you believe it?
0:58.9	Are cow farts really destroying the environment?
1:01.5	No, no.
1:02.6	You know what is probably destroying the environment?
1:04.6	Human farts.
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