The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for

Podcast Recovery, a Charles Austin company. It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome

to episode one. Initiating logging sequence, aligning doodads, calibrating doohickeys,

re-analizing tidbit columns..7YYZ commencing.

This is chief archaeological officer, Mr. DVD, reporting from the intergalactic

sedan titled The Perfect Summer.

I accompanied by my cohorts, the pilot and captain of the perfect summer,

soothing smile, and our sports ambassador,

XX to Crazy Alien XX.

Yo!

We have been tasked with finding the perfect specimen of a human male.

After abducting a previous human male,

on his body was a DVD titled Funny as Fuck Sports,

which contained hours of bloopers of various human sports.

It is through this artifact, we learned that humans are perfectly suited for our upcoming

alien triathlon.

This record will account for our deductions and decisions throughout this expedition.

Yeah, I mean, I'm really, I look forward to the alien triathlon every time.

You know, I'm a big sports guy, majored in sports management.

I run an intramural square ball team for alien kids through the park district where I'm

from.

So I got a little bit of a background in this.

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